Sexy SMS
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S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping
F.I.N.A.L.S. = Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit.
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My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?"
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
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Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;-)
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Sardar Looking at Name Plate of Air Hostess
Above her left Breast.. Teena.
Sardar: That's cute name.
DOOSREY waley ka naam nahi rakha kya?
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Sometimes There Are No Words to Describe
How We Feel About some people in this Life.
BUT
Thank God We Have a Middle Finger.
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Advise to all the girls.
Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies
And..
Do not play with smart boys u may get babies.
