Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor
se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine
computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind w

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Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..
Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???
Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ..

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Sardar apni
biwi se :~ 1
glass doodh
dena.
.
Biwi :~ 'bra'
upar kar ke
boli muh
laga kar pee
lo.
.
Sardar : ~
kamini, teri
isi harkat k
karan main
pani nahi

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Sardar Medical Shop Par: Zeher Do.
Dukandar: Bina Parchi Ke Nahi MiL Sakta.
Sardar: Main Shadi Shuda Hu.
Dukandar: Bas Kar Pagle Rulayega Kya.?
Chhoti Bottle Du Ya Badi.?

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Sardar : Roz Subah 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hain
Man- Are Wah Vo Kaise?
Sardar- Main Girls College Ka Bus Driver Hu Na.
Sardar: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?
2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere
pas rahay!

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Sardar: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?
2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere
pas rahay!

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Ek Raat Light Chali Gayi..
Sardar- Oye Kam Se Kam Fan To Chalao !

Sardarni- Kar Di Na Sardaron Wali Baat!
Fan On Karenge To Mombatti Bujh Nhi Jaayegi !