Munna Bhai SMS
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Munna Bhai: Oye circuit, Bapu bole to Gandhi Ji kapde kyu nahi pehante the?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan the!!!
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Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
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Munna Bhai : Tere ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah se slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhe kaunsa marne ki jaldi hai.
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PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Oxford bole toh Bailgaadi.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apne bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection apne kamre mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apne chain pechan lega.
