Ek larki dusri se: yaar shuru shuru me to bara maza aa raha tha lekin,...
Doosri: lekin kia? Batao na
1st: lekin jab bad me zor zor ke jhatke lagne lage,
Meri to kamar hi toot gai,
Main to kasam khati hun k aainda riksha me kabhi safar nahi karungi

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CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces...

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No visits
No calls
No missed calls
No sms
No mails
I m worried..........u r in Jail again???

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I had a wet dream about you last night ....
I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

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Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

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In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think
of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because
I am hungry.