Wife: Tum Sharaab Mein Bahut Paise Barbaad Karte Ho, Ab Band Karo.
Husband: Aur Tum Jo Beauty Parlour Mein 5000 Ke Kabaad Karke Aati Ho Uska Kya?
Wife: Wo To Main Tumhein Sundar Lagu Isliye.
Husband: Pagli, Main Bhi To Isliye Peeta Hun Ki Tu Mujhe Sundar Lage!

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Engineering college first day:
Student: Sir, I didn't understand.
Teacher: What, this topic?
Student: Nahi, Yeh Ki Pata Nahi Kya Soch Kar Papa Ne Engineering Karne Ko Kaha!

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Papa: Kal Raat Kaha Tha?
Son: Group Study Karne Dost Ke Yaha Ruka Tha Papa!
Papa: Kal Ki Utri Nahi Teri?
Son: Kya Matlab Papa?
Papa: 4 Saal Ho Gaye Tujhe Naukri Karte Hue Bewde!

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