Ladki (ladke se): Jab tum log ladki ko propose karte ho to uska hath kyun pakad lete ho?
Ladka: Bas apni hifaazat ke liye, ki kahin thappad na maar de.

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Insaan mein sundarta ki kami ho to achche swabhav se poori ki ja sakti hai
Lekin achche swabhav ki kami sundarta se kabhi poori nahi ki ja sakti.

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An effective threat by wife:
"Tum jitna time Facebook, WhatsApp aur Twitter ko doge utna hi time main Flipkart, Snapdeal Jabong ko doongi.
Hffff.. bechara husband.

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Poochh rahi thi woh kal mujhse
Kya tum mujhe yaad karte ho
Muskurakar maine jawaab diya:
Paagal yaad karna itna aasan hota to
College mein top na kar lete hum

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Sardar: Beta do bistar kuun lagaaye hai?
Son: Ghar pe do guest aa rahe hain.
Sardar: Kaun?
Son: Mummy ka bhai aur mera Mama
Sardar: Phir ek aur bitar laga le, mera sala bhi aa raha hai..

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TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho