Girl:- main kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hun, mujhe bhul jao. . !
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Boy:-. . . . . . . Na tere aane ki khushi, na tere jaane ka gham, dusri patayenge tu jaa behen aaj se tera qissa khatam..

Tum kya jano us waqt mere DiL pe kya
guzri thi...............
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DOSTO-
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Jb us ne kaha k ...........
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tum mujse 2 saal chote ho, Didi bola kro........................boy vs girl jokes

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Girl ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai?
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kyun ki
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Petrol pump par likha hota hai-: Aag lagane wali cheje bahar rakhe

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Meri girlfriend boli: mujhe bhul jao meri engagement ho gayi hai london ke ek ladke ke saath...
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Me: chal jo hona tha ho gaya...
Ek iphone bhej dena wahan se...
Suna hai wahan sasta milta hai.

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Boy Ne Ek Girl Ko Chhed Diya...
Girl Boli: Kamine, Dum Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil...
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Boy Sochne Laga:
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Kamini, Dhamki Deke Gayi Ya Chance