Sachin fans watching CRICKET;
Salman fans watching his MOVIES;
Sania fans watching TENNIS;
And my fans are always busy reading my 'Messages'.
Ohh God! They're simply crazy fans!
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Smiling is the second best thing you can do with your lips...
Of course you know the first one
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Its keeping your mouth shut!!

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Subah ko haste ho,
Sham ko haste ho,
Raat ko haste ho,
Aate time haste ho,
Jate time haste ho,
Kay samajte ho,
Aap akele hi brush karte ho.

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Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye
Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam par
Maar tujhe mile aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
Ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga
Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun
Phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga

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Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe,
Aagar dost bankar raas na aaye,
Toh BHOOT bankar daraenge tumhe