"Lagadi baby tu‪ sayani
N‬ame hai teena ya fir ‪tani
‬mera dil ho gaya‪ pani
‬jabse dekha hai tujko ‪rani
‬lagdi hai shakal se tu ‪nani
‬tune khabar na meri‪ jani
‬ab to batade teri ‪kahani‬
khul gayi hai teri jawani ye ye"

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"Pagli tujhe kya lagta hai tu akeli mujhse pyar karti hai...
Chhod k to dekh..
Mout gale lagane ko taiyR khadi hai…"

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"8 Baate, 8 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti Hai...
(1) Sory - Galti Ko,
(2) Dukh - Zindagi Ko,
(3) Gussa - Riste Ko,
(4) Jhuth - Vishwas Ko,
(5) Saath - Gam Ko,
(6) Dhokha - Pyar Ko,
(7) Facebook - Career Ko,
(8) Whats App - Time Ko.
;->;->;->;->;->"

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"A Good Morning Creates AGood Mood, A Good MoodCreates A Good Work.. A
GoodWork Creates A Good Day,,,A Good Day Make U Happy,And Ur Happiness
MakesMe Happy..!Good Morning. by-ASWINI NAIK"

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"Its So Common To Hear..How Are U.?What Are U Doing.?How Is Ur Day.?Any
Plan.?So Let Me Ask U SomethingDifferent..Did U Smile Today.?Just
Smile..!Good Morning.God bless. by-ASWINI NAIK"

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"""Welcome To The Fresh Morning""With A ""Smile"" On Ur ""Face"",""Love"" In Ur
""Heart""""Good Thoughts""in Ur""mind""U Will Have A Wonderful Day.""Good
Morning"". by-ASWINI NAIK"

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"Lo Aaj Humne Aapko Pehle Yaad Kiya,Is Khubsurt Subha Ko Aapke Naam
Kiya,Accha Guzre Ye Din Aapka,Dil Se Humne Ye Paigam Diya.Good
Morning...! by-ASWINI NAIK"

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"Guy friend - ""Bhai, Hike pe hai?""
.
Me - ""Nahi bhai, Bakwas hai, pehle
hi bade app hain""
.
Hot girl - ""Are you on Hike or Viber?""
.
Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber and all
messaging apps* Haan hun na
Take my number"""

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"अच्छा हुआ जो तुमने,
तोड़ दिया गुस्ताख दिल को,
कमबख्त मुझसे ज़्यादा,
तुझसे प्यार करता था ."

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"Mai Chaman Se Bichhda Hua Ek Gulab Hoon,
Main Khud Apni Tabaahi Ka Jawaab Hoon,
Yoon Nigaahein Na pher Mujhse Mere Sanam,
Main Teri Chahaton Mein Hi Hua Barbaad Hoon…"

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"Har Koi Mhbt Me Fana Nhi Hota,
Kisi Ko Chahna Koi Gunah Nhi Hota,
Log Puchte Hai Tum Kitna Chahte Ho,
O Kya Jane Pyar Lafzo Me Bayan Nhi Hota...!"

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"Zamane Se Alag Aap Me Sharafat Dekhi Hai,
Aapke DiL Me Khub Mohabat Dekhi Hai,
Aap Insan Ho Ya Koi Farishta,
Aapki Dosti Me Rab Ki ibadat Dekhi Hai."

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"आज वो पगली बरसो बाद मिली तो गले लग कर
खुब रोइ,
जानते हो ये वही थी जीसने कहा था तेरे जैसे
हजारो मिलेगे!!Sk"

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"KOI RAASTA NHI DUAA KE SIWA,
KOI SUNTA NHI USKE SIWA,
MAINE BHI ZINDGI KO KARIB SE DEKHA HAI,
MUSKIL MAI KOI SAATH NHI DETA AASUON KE SIWA."

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"koi acchi si sjaa do mujhko ,
chlo aisa kro bhula do mujhko ,
tumse bichdu to maut aa jaye,
dil ki ghraai se aisee dua do mujhko."

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"chaht me kisi ka imthaan na lena ,
jo nibha na sako wo vada na dena,
or tum bin jise jeene ki aadat na ho,
use bhi jine ki dua na dena."

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"""jlti hui aag dehne me kitni khoobsurt lgti h,
mujhe accha lgega agr ye mujhe apne aagosh me le le,
fir na ruh bchegi or na hi meri vjh se kisi koi presani hogi khgule
aasman me ud jaunga ek aazaad penchi ki trh."""

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"""bhta hua paani dekhne me kita sunder lgta hai,
iski sunderta tb or bd jati hai jb ye thnda or ghrai me bhne wala ho,
mujhe accha lgega agr me isme kood jau ,
fir grm saonse dhire - dhire dhandi hoti jayengi or fir ye sharir aaram
se pani ke uper tairne l"

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"""unhe shaq hai ki hm unhe chahte nhi,
wo roothte hai to hm unhe mnate nhi,
kaise yki dilaye unhe apni mohbbt ka ,
wo to is kdr samaye hai ruh me ki
dil se jaate hi nhi"""

"Sawmartinant Bola - Bhagwan Tu Mujhe 100rups Dejiyega Toh 50 Tumhe
Chadhaunga.
Thodi Dur Pe Usko 50 Ka Note Mila.
Sawmartinant- Prabhu Itna Sa Bhi Bharosa Nhi,Pehle Hi Kaat Liya."

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"If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand –
it’s fun while you’re doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you
feel real cheap afterwards."

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"Tv reporter ne zakhmi Admi se pucha,“JAB BOMBGIRA to kya vo zor se
phata?“.... ..
Zakhmi Admi - Nahin haramzade, wohRengta huamere paas aaya aur sharma ke
bola,“Paaji.....Boom !!"

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"A Guy Wrote On His Facebook Status...
""Wife chahiye ""
2 girls liked it and 140 men commented ""Meri Le Jaa""
Guy wrote back ""Kameeno Maang Nahin Raha,
Poochh Raha Hoon"""

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"Fb me har ladke ki problem
.
.
Gharwaalo ko lagta hai kahi humaraladka
Love
marriage na kar le
.
.
. .
Par unhe kya pata yaha to Ladkiyan
ADD bhi
nahi
karti.
.
..
.Love marriage to door ki baat hai.."

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"Wo Aankhe Badi Hi Pyaari Thi.!
Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi..!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
Hum Toh Muft Mein Fida Ho Gaye,Dosto...!!!
Humko Kya Pata Tha Ki Unko,
Baba Ramdev Ki Bimari Thi....!!!!"

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"Aur kuch nahi chahiye ek muskan hi kafi hai,
dil main bas ek Tamanna hi kafi hai,
Tamanna hai ye ki aap sada kush raho,
hamen yaad rakhna ye ehsaan hi kafi hai"

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"When you give importance to people they think that you are always free,
but they don't understand that you make yourself available for them
every time...!!!"

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"Arz Kiya Hai.
Zara Gaur Farmiye!
Haan Toh Arz Kiya Hai...
Yu Na Kisi Ke Dil Se Kheliyen...
.
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.
. .
Jab Like & Comment Nahi Karna Aata Hai Toh???
Computer Aur Mobile Bech
Kar Radio Lelo…
The teacher asks Timmy “why is your cat at school today?”Timmy "

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"Zuckerberg is the only person on this planet jiski mummy bolti hogi....

""Beta facebook aur whatsapp pe dhyaan do"" :P

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#RajatArya"