Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It's 1500.
Patient: What?! 1500 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!

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Doctor to patient: You are very sick.
Patient: Can I get a second opinion?
Doctor: Yes, you are very ugly too!

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Doctor: Ji Haan Batao, Kya Takleef Hai?
Girl: Ultiyan Ho Rahi Hain!
Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha?
Girl: Pyar Mein Dhokha! Doctor Sahib!

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Doctor: I think this patient is dying. What blood type is he?
Nurse: B positive.
Doctor: Okay. I don't think this patient is dying!

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A doctor calls up the Radio station:
Hi, I'd like you to play the song 'Tu Hai Ki Nahi' from the movie 'Roy'.
RJ: Nice choice, To whom would you like to dedicate this beautiful song? Doctor: To my patient on ventilator!