At some point in life, we need to ask ourselves some fundamental questions like...
Who am I? Where am I going? And when I reach there, will the bar be open?

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People who call drinking a habit are insane, it's just a ritual which alcoholics follow religiously!

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Breakfast is not the most important meal of the day.
The most important meal is the one you have to eat to avoid getting too drunk too early!

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Sometimes part of me says, I can't keep drinking like this.
While another says, Don't listen to him, he's too drunk!

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You can't find happiness at the bottom of the beer.
Well, no kidding. Who is happy when their beer runs out?

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I can't afford a vacation.
So I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am!