Adult Hindi SMS
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Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho,
Kabhi usse dosti mat todna,
Kyunki pani kitna bhi ganda ho jaye,
Aag bujhane k kam to aa hi jata hai.
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It's not the people who change,
It's the mask that falls.
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A gal checked her weight - 58 Kg.
Removed Sandal - 56 Kg.
Then Jacket - 53 Kg.
Then Dupatta - 52 Kg.
Then... coins khatam...
A boy in queue behind her said - U carry on.. I'll put the coins!!
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1 ladki ne weighing machine mein coin daal ke apna wajan dekha, 58kg
Sandal utari, 56kg
Jacket utari, 53kg
Fir duppata, 52kg
Aur fir coin khatam
Ek bhikari bola tu chalu rakh sikke main dalunga!!!
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Neeche aap ke liye DOSTI ka gift hai
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Danda hai.
Ghusa le
Message karta nahi
Gift Chahiye
GANDU KO.
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